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When your kitty cat or your puppy dies, you dig a hole and bury him. When your pet fish goes belly up, you scoop him out and clean the aquarium. When your horse gets sick, oh you shoot him right there in the stable. But when your little pet bunny rabbit goes, you hold a funeral on the dinner table. Oh rabbit feet, rabbit feet. Ain't nothing taste better than a little bunny meat. Oh bunny meat, yeah bunny meat. Ain't nothing taste better than a little rabbit feet. I got furry in my teeth. I got furry in my teeth, I got fur in my teeth from eating too much bunny meat. Oh bunny meat, oh bunny meat. Ain't nothing taste better than a little rabbit feet. Oh I don't use beef or chicken when I'm making stew, 'cause red meat's got the e-coli and chicken's got the avian flu. But when I want something tender for to make my stomach holler, I shuffle on down to the pet store and throw down every one of my dollars on the rabbit feet, yeah rabbit feet. Ain't nothing taste better than a little bunny meat, oh bunny meat, yeah bunny meat. Ain't nothing taste better than a little rabbit feet. Oh I got furry in my teeth, I got furry in my teeth, I got fur in my teeth eating too much bunny meat. Oh bunny meat, yeah bunny meat. Ain't nothing taste better than a little rabbit feet.

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What do you do when you aint got a towel? Stand like a fool, buttnaked in the shower, drip drying/ Everybody drip drying/ Oh I wish I was missing my towel too cause I wouldn't mind drip drying with you/ Oh you go skinny dipping in the lake, someone'll steal you're clothes while you're away, drip-drying/ Everybody drip-drying/ Baby I wish they took all my clothes too cause I wouldn't mind drip-drying with you/ Drip-drying, everybody drip-drying/ Yeah drip-drying, everybody drip-drying/ Oh you got your trouble, I got mine, but everybody gotta drip-dry sometimes/ Oh you get hot and sweaty, sokaing wet, making love to a woman who ain't your wife/ Yeah/ Her husband comes home and he brought a 49/ drip drying, everybody drip-drying/ Oh you got your trouble, I got mine, but everybody feels better when they spend your time/ Oh whose going to teach you how to drip dry?/ I'm gonna teach you how to drip dry/ Whose gonna teach you how to drip dry?/ I'm gonna teach you how to drip-dry/ Gonna teah you how t odrip when ya get all wet/ Teach you how to drip-dry goes like this/ Oh drip drip drip drip/ OH drip-drying, everybody drip drying/ Oh you got your trouble, I got mine, But everybody gotta drip dry sometimes/ Drip drying, everybody drip-drying/ Yeah drip drying, everybody dripdrying/ Oh you got your trouble, I got mine, but everybody gotta drip dry sometimes

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What do you do when you aint got a towel? Stand like a fool, buttnaked in the shower, drip drying/ Everybody drip drying/ Oh I wish I was missing my towel too cause I wouldn't mind drip drying with you/ Oh you go skinny dipping in the lake, someone'll steal you're clothes while you're away, drip-drying/ Everybody drip-drying/ Baby I wish they took all my clothes too cause I wouldn't mind drip-drying with you/ Drip-drying, everybody drip-drying/ Yeah drip-drying, everybody drip-drying/ Oh you got your trouble, I got mine, but everybody gotta drip-dry sometimes/ Oh you get hot and sweaty, sokaing wet, making love to a woman who ain't your wife/ Yeah/ Her husband comes home and he brought a 49/ drip drying, everybody drip-drying/ Oh you got your trouble, I got mine, but everybody feels better when they spend your time/ Oh whose going to teach you how to drip dry?/ I'm gonna teach you how to drip dry/ Whose gonna teach you how to drip dry?/ I'm gonna teach you how to drip-dry/ Gonna teah you how t odrip when ya get all wet/ Teach you how to drip-dry goes like this/ Oh drip drip drip drip/ OH drip-drying, everybody drip drying/ Oh you got your trouble, I got mine, But everybody gotta drip dry sometimes/ Drip drying, everybody drip-drying/ Yeah drip drying, everybody dripdrying/ Oh you got your trouble, I got mine, but everybody gotta drip dry sometimes