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I'm with love yes I'm in love with a croquet-playing girl, Oh she takes her mallets knocks my ball, When she hits me through the wickets I don't mind at all, Knock me where you want me, all around the world, I'm in love yes I'm in love with a croquet-playing girl, Ahhhh never feel so gay, as when she takes me by the hand, and says honey let's croquet, knock me where you want me, all around the world, I'm in love yes I'm in love with a croquet playing girl, oh when she puts her wickets in my lawn/ when she beats me mercilessly oh it turns me on/ when she swings her mallets, all her muscles curve/ I'm in love yes I'm in love with a croquet-playing girl/ Ahhhh never feel so gay/ As when she takes me by the hand, and says "honey, let's croquet"/ When she swings her mallets all her muscles curl/ I'm in love yes I'm in love with a croquet-playing girl/ Oh I'm in love yes I'm in love with a croquet-playing girl

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What do you do when you aint got a towel? Stand like a fool, buttnaked in the shower, drip drying/ Everybody drip drying/ Oh I wish I was missing my towel too cause I wouldn't mind drip drying with you/ Oh you go skinny dipping in the lake, someone'll steal you're clothes while you're away, drip-drying/ Everybody drip-drying/ Baby I wish they took all my clothes too cause I wouldn't mind drip-drying with you/ Drip-drying, everybody drip-drying/ Yeah drip-drying, everybody drip-drying/ Oh you got your trouble, I got mine, but everybody gotta drip-dry sometimes/ Oh you get hot and sweaty, sokaing wet, making love to a woman who ain't your wife/ Yeah/ Her husband comes home and he brought a 49/ drip drying, everybody drip-drying/ Oh you got your trouble, I got mine, but everybody feels better when they spend your time/ Oh whose going to teach you how to drip dry?/ I'm gonna teach you how to drip dry/ Whose gonna teach you how to drip dry?/ I'm gonna teach you how to drip-dry/ Gonna teah you how t odrip when ya get all wet/ Teach you how to drip-dry goes like this/ Oh drip drip drip drip/ OH drip-drying, everybody drip drying/ Oh you got your trouble, I got mine, But everybody gotta drip dry sometimes/ Drip drying, everybody drip-drying/ Yeah drip drying, everybody dripdrying/ Oh you got your trouble, I got mine, but everybody gotta drip dry sometimes

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What do you do when you aint got a towel? Stand like a fool, buttnaked in the shower, drip drying/ Everybody drip drying/ Oh I wish I was missing my towel too cause I wouldn't mind drip drying with you/ Oh you go skinny dipping in the lake, someone'll steal you're clothes while you're away, drip-drying/ Everybody drip-drying/ Baby I wish they took all my clothes too cause I wouldn't mind drip-drying with you/ Drip-drying, everybody drip-drying/ Yeah drip-drying, everybody drip-drying/ Oh you got your trouble, I got mine, but everybody gotta drip-dry sometimes/ Oh you get hot and sweaty, sokaing wet, making love to a woman who ain't your wife/ Yeah/ Her husband comes home and he brought a 49/ drip drying, everybody drip-drying/ Oh you got your trouble, I got mine, but everybody feels better when they spend your time/ Oh whose going to teach you how to drip dry?/ I'm gonna teach you how to drip dry/ Whose gonna teach you how to drip dry?/ I'm gonna teach you how to drip-dry/ Gonna teah you how t odrip when ya get all wet/ Teach you how to drip-dry goes like this/ Oh drip drip drip drip/ OH drip-drying, everybody drip drying/ Oh you got your trouble, I got mine, But everybody gotta drip dry sometimes/ Drip drying, everybody drip-drying/ Yeah drip drying, everybody dripdrying/ Oh you got your trouble, I got mine, but everybody gotta drip dry sometimes

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Ah, ah, ah (repeated) When I'm lonely, I drink a fancy beer (fancy beer). When I want you, only, I drink a fancy beer (fancy beer). And when the weather's stormy, and daybreak is far, I throw an extra dollar fifty on the bar. There's no sense in saving pennies, if you don't know where you are, oh, I drink a fancy beer (fancy beer). (scatting) Oh when I'm randy (when I'm randy), I drink a fancy beer (fancy beer). When I long for a piece of your candy, but I can't get it, I drink a fancy beer (fancy beer). When there's no one there to hold me for the whole of the night, I put in an order for a seven dollar pint. Though I ain't make of money, class are getting tired, I drink a fancy beer (fancy beer). (dialogue) Oh when I'm lonely, I drink a fancy beer. When I want you, only, I drink a fancy beer. And when the weather's stormy, and daybreak is far, I throw an extra dollar fifty on the bar. There's no sense in saving pennies, if you don't know where you are, oh, I drink a fancy beer, and I drink it quickly, I drink a fancy beer.

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Let me tell you all a story with my run in with the law/ I was once picked out for roudiness outside my favorite bar/ But before they could arest me, and ruin my good name/ I said come here kind policeman, and hear what I've to say/ I said "Hey Officer, can I make you an offer sir?"/ I'll sing a lovesong, dedicated to you/ Well anyone can tell, that this charge your duty as well/ so how 'bout I just charge a number dedicated to you/ Oh I do the little things, right here on the sidewalk, take your nightstick in my hands and show you how a pistol's got to be a sport/ you can put it in your report/ that I sang a lovesong dedicated to you/ what's that you say? this won't do?/ would you prefer a little blues/ Oh oh oh oh oh oh/ Hey officer, did you like my offer sir?/ When I sang a lovesong dedicated to you/ Don't tell me "no!"/ I saw you tapping your toes/ when I sang a lovesong dedicated to you/ I did the little things no lawman can resist/ don't suck up poor romance, take these handcuffs off my wrist/ Hey officer, why are you putting me in the car sir?/ Didn't like it when I sang a lovesong, dedicated to you/ (dialogue between singer and officer)

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Oh man, oh man, when I get you into my minivan. I don't go for a fast moveing vehichle. I take my time on the highway and when I'm getting physical. Man, oh man, when I get you into my minivan. Oh a fancy engine built for speed, that's not what a young girl needs. I've got plenty of room for reclining and I swear til' you get there I wont' stop driving. I take my time, I'm a patient man when I get you into my minivan. Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, when I get you into my minivan. Oh baby, I got air conditioning and fuzzy seats and those tented windows, baby, so we can be discreet. Oh man, oh man, when I get you into my minivan (into my minivan). Oh Camaras and convertibles and cars that go fastest, those are for guys in muscles shirts and moustaches. Baby you know I dress up like a gentlemt should, i don't need a fancy vehichle, baby, to make me look good. I take my time, I'm a patient man, when I get you into my minivan.

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Sloppy drunk, sloppy drunk, nobody likes you when you're sloppy drunk. I know 'cause I'm so sloppy drunk, and nobody likes me (wah) Sloppy drunk, sloppy drunk, nobody likes you when you're sloppy drunk. I know 'cause I'm so sloppy drunk. I declare that I never do it again because my wife's the deep tolling type and she swears she'll leave me if ever again. I'm sloppy drunk, sloppy drunk, oh nobody likes you when you're sloppy drunk. Sloppy drunk, sloppy drunk, nobody likes you when you're sloppy drunk. I know (he knows) 'cause I'm so ('cause he's so) sloppy drunk, and nobody likes him (wah) Sloppy drunk, sloppy drunk, oh nobody likes you when you're sloppy drunk. Oh I declare that I never do it again because I'm at the doorstep just like she warned me, she changed the lock so I'll have to change the key. Sloppy drunk (sloppy drunk), sloppy drunk (sloppy drunk), nobody likes you when you're sloppy drunk. I know (he knows) 'cause I'm so ('cause he's so) sloppy drunk, and nobody likes me (wah) Sloppy drunk (sloppy drunk), sloppy drunk (sloppy drunk), nobody likes you when you're sloppy drunk. I know (he knows) 'cause I'm so ('cause he's so) I know (he knows) 'cause I'm so ('cause he's so) I know (he knows) 'cause I'm so ('cause he's so) sloppy drunk.

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Love gives sight to the sightless, but I must confess, since I've fell for you, darling, it's had the opposite effect. I used to howl at the ladies, I'd say "Come here baby, and bring your sister." But now in my street in Queens there's just one girl for me from Jamaica to the East River. Oh the jewel of 45th Avenue. The award, by default, it goes to you. 'Cause mile after mile, I've strolled the boulevard entire, and I've not noticed another woman walking there, it's true. And they could build a nunnery, a sorority, a women's prison. I'd be blind to the occupants, I've made my decision. The jewel of 45th Avenue, my love, the award belongs to you. Yes, they could build a nunnery, a sorority, a women's prison. I'd be blind to the occupants, I've made my decision. The jewel of 45th Avenue, my love, the award, my love, the award, my love, the award belongs to you.

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When your kitty cat or your puppy dies, you dig a hole and bury him. When your pet fish goes belly up, you scoop him out and clean the aquarium. When your horse gets sick, oh you shoot him right there in the stable. But when your little pet bunny rabbit goes, you hold a funeral on the dinner table. Oh rabbit feet, rabbit feet. Ain't nothing taste better than a little bunny meat. Oh bunny meat, yeah bunny meat. Ain't nothing taste better than a little rabbit feet. I got furry in my teeth. I got furry in my teeth, I got fur in my teeth from eating too much bunny meat. Oh bunny meat, oh bunny meat. Ain't nothing taste better than a little rabbit feet. Oh I don't use beef or chicken when I'm making stew, 'cause red meat's got the e-coli and chicken's got the avian flu. But when I want something tender for to make my stomach holler, I shuffle on down to the pet store and throw down every one of my dollars on the rabbit feet, yeah rabbit feet. Ain't nothing taste better than a little bunny meat, oh bunny meat, yeah bunny meat. Ain't nothing taste better than a little rabbit feet. Oh I got furry in my teeth, I got furry in my teeth, I got fur in my teeth eating too much bunny meat. Oh bunny meat, yeah bunny meat. Ain't nothing taste better than a little rabbit feet.

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You make me swoon, when you cross the room, my lips quiver, and I drool on you, you make me swoon, when you cross the room, my heart faints for you, it's true, oh fainting is dainty, as any boy can tell, but if falling in love is sissy, then call me a daffodil, you make me swoon, when you cross the room, my heart faints for you, You make me swoon, when you cross the room, my lips quiver, and I drool on you, you make me swoon, when you cross the room, my heart faints for you, you make me swoon